World Liver Day

I received this text message a couple of days ago:

"Is your liver happy? BGS Global Hospitals, liver transplant leaders bring World Liver Day special offer - 19 to 25th April. Call..."

I asked my liver if it was happy and I got a very grouchy reply that I should ask it again after it had soaked up a few more beers. That was pretty much what I'd expected it to say. Nevertheless, I find the thought of people flocking to BGS for a special offer liver transplant quite amusing. What is the hospital offering, I wonder? Buy one get one free? Or maybe they're throwing in a kidney or two as well. At the very least, I would expect that the hospital canteen has been doing a roaring trade in liver and bacon for these past few days.