Anchor: Dude, you just survived the blast how do you feel?
Dude: I dunno, im high on smack. I'm just a road side beggar!
Anchor: Exclusive report! We have a beggar, on TV with us. Tell us about your experience. What do you think caused the blast? It could have been IEDs you know.
Dude: Oh yeah? Whats IED though? I guess its all that smack in my HEAD. I cant find my leg.
Anchor: He says its all HEAD(LY) who done it. Says this is the second leg of the operations. Exclusive report! Now tell us, are you with the CIA, the FBI, LeT, IB, RAW, IMuJi? Which organisation do you belong to?
Dude: Hic...hic..I dunno...All'o them I guess. [Puke] I'm all for world peace!
Anchor: Ha! A spy in disguise! Just like our poll results showed. He is a double, triple, quadruple, multiple agent! He is, and I quote, "all for blowing the world into pieces" Are you scared right now? Were you scared when it happened?
Dude: I dunno, maybe I was..no, I'm not..mary had a little lamb..twinkle twinkle little star..[Pukes] But thats not what I said.
Anchor: This is one classic example of post blast syndrome. He is actually scared but he thinks he is not. He says the right things but he thinks thats not what he said. Psycho analysts often term this as Trauma. But he might also be faking it. (SMS poll follows: Is he faking it or not?)
Anchor: Okay, now. Tell our viewers. How did you manage to give intelligence agencies a slip?
Dude: [Pukes again]...Intelligence?? What Intelligence? [Dude is now confused, and aware of his surroundings]
Anchor: In an outrageous act, the suicide attacker has just puked at our intelligence agencies. Next up, opinion poll. Should this dude be hanged or not? If you want justice sms HANG to 11248*
Anchor: [After a while] A whopping majority-- 1 per cent of our viewers think that he should be hanged. Hang him. Tomorrow evening, SMS/ E-mail pettition to the minister. Day after tomorrow noon: Candle light vigil.
* Sms charges apply.
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